Big Boss Dern

That confederate flag means business

Terrible Up-close Dern

This pic has been haunting him for years

China Dern

Oh herrro rittr piggy

Walrus Dern

Only a Walrus Dern could be this depressed

Crackhead Naked Oompa Loompa Dern

Just a matter of time

Batman Dern

Da Ron better get runnin'

Super Creepy Fruitball Dern

Call him Da' Ron

His Poor, Poor Wife

Ninja Dern

Sword + Ponytail = Too Cool

Wrestlemania Dern

Dernamania Brother

Winnie the Poo Dern

Holy toe!

Oregon Trail Junky Dern

No Halo tonight fellas, I have 170 levels of Tetris to conquer

Topless Celebrity Dern

Enjoying this far too much

Thug Life Dern

They are like salami slices

Raindern

If you were looking for a hairy plastic toy version...here it is

Nacho Libre Dern

Nothing makes a man "happier" than some turdles

Hustlin Hoody Dern

Nothin' says gangsta more than a paperclip chain

Hairless Badger Dern

Put him on all fours, shave some back hair and here ya go

Transformer Dern

Just an honest man in his "prime"

Shirtless Beach Dern

Shorts? Or an invitation?

Darth Vader Dern

Just an idea of what goes on behind closed doors in the Dern household

Del Taco Dern

Add some hot sauce and this is what you get

Bearded East Coast Dern

It's ghost huntin' season

Viper Militia Mustache Dern

The only way to start off a website...parrots and rifles